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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake"

"It's a shame that the Woman in Pakistan got stoned... ...but Jihad it coming."

"A man goes to the proctologist The doctor gave him a thumbs up."

"What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper? ""RAMs a make a dance!"""

"superheros and religion are alot more similar than you think Just a bunch people arguing whose fictional character is the best."

"Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !"

"Why did the acid perform poorly? Because it didn't concentrate."

"My roommate says that I'm hard to live with... Where does the arrogant bastard get off saying things like that, He muttered it under his breath in the shower... Son of a bitch."

"Do cannibals just upload a bunch of pictures of their friends on Instagram?"

"Why couldn't Harry play basketball? Because he's got no arms."