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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca... It was a Wookie mistake"
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"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"
"How does a Rabbi make tea? Hebrews it."
"You're a recruiter and Google is not blocked by your company filter. What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in? [deleted]"
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
"What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present? A dustpan."
"Why was Jesus I such good shape? Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit."
"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"
"The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge"
"What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly."