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Joke of the Day

"The Economic Breakfast by Roland Marge"

"What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day? No, John! *You* can't see *me!*"

"Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more"

"My daughter: I know everything Me: What's the capital of brazil? My daughter: that's a secret"

"I chose to be gay because women are such assholes to me. Fuck em"

"If you have a dog grooming business and it's not called ""Doggie Style"" then something is wrong with you."

"The new French tanks have 14 gears 13 go in reverse and 1 goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind."

"I dress up as a Girl Scout for my boyfriend, but just so we can practice our elaborate cookie heist."

"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."

"(NSFW) It's been just over 10 years since we lost the Crocodile Hunter. He was a man of morals that died the same way that he lived... With animals in his heart."