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Joke of the Day

"What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly."

"Why isn't there a Jared's for boys? Oh wait, there is."

"What did Redditor Jesus say to Lazarus? I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)"

"I don't understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don't they?"

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."

"What is a pirates favourite part of a fish? The aye"

"a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out ""I like bread"""

"The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."

"I was hoping to be friends with benefits.. because my health insurance sucks!"

"The people in the room next door are definitely just furiously making their bed. Nothing more. NOTHING MORE."