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Joke of the Day

"How big is a circum? One of my friends said his dick was circumcised, and I was curious how big those are."

"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."

"Is it racist that I think all of Tyler Perry's movies look alike?"

"To the person who honked to get me out of my parking space faster, thank you for inspiring me to delete 3000 emails right here, right now."

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through he won't be going to school."

"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."

"I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet..."

"In MILF porn... There's always one motherfucker"

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster? The rooster says ""cock-adoodle-do"" whereas the prostitute says ""any cock'll do"""