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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through he won't be going to school."

"Did you hear about the guy who had avocados for eyes? He developed guacoma"

"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""

"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"

"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""

"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"

"She can't wrestle... But I'd love to see her box."

"I was interviewing a guy for a position as a dentist Turns out he wasn't very great at the job. I told him and he broke down crying. He couldn't handle the tooth"

"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."

"I dated Stephen Hawking but had to break it off. He just wasn't a very stand-up guy."