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Joke of the Day

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."

"What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas? Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet."

"What did the Hitler trains say when they took the jews away? Jewww jewwww"

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."

"How did the steak chef at the courthouse like his paycheck? In legal tender"

"On the sixth day of Ramadan, my true love gave to me A gay club and an AR-15."

"What's Bernie Sanders's favorite insurance company? Progressive *this just popped up in my head while in the shower. If already posted I apologize in advance*"

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not going to come."

"I like my women like I like my cheese Pungent and gooey."

"Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't"