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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster? The rooster says ""cock-adoodle-do"" whereas the prostitute says ""any cock'll do"""

"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"One of those people out there with protected tweets is your therapist passing your problems off as jokes."

"I remember when my grand father first got his pace maker Every time he would go to use the microwave he would piss his pants and forget who he was for about an half an hour or so."

"My girlfriend wasn't sure about trying anal at first But she quite liked it in the end"

"Water boarding People who have been waterboarded are hipsters, because they got into pouring water on there head, before it before it was, cool..."

"What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off"

"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"

"What's black and got ten arms? I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell."

"Today I was asked to model for a stone sculpture Life is wild guys don't take anything for granite"