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Joke of the Day

"Everyone hates Mondays and Tuesdays Even the weekdays go WTF"

"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock."

"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"

"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."

"I'm not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again...."

"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."

"What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection? Uncultured swine."

"How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in."

"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."

"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."