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Joke of the Day
"what is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
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"Politicians are like sperm And often I find myself asking ""How did this one win?"""
"Your mama is so ugly that... when she has sexual relations with an animal, it's not beastiality, it's animal cruelty."
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."
"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""
"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"
"You had me at let's get divorced."
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"How's the oil industry doing these days? It's in the tank."