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Joke of the Day

"If Africa had more mosquito nets... ...we'd save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year"

"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is. Second door on the right."

"My son: ""Dad what's a douche bag?"" Me: see that guy sitting with his friends wearing a Bluetooth?...."

"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""

"Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad. But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?"

"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"

"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."

"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"

"What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive."