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Joke of the Day

"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Cross-fitter walk into a bar I only know because they told everyone within two minutes"

"My cat must hate his litter box He just shits all over it"

"What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke? i j k"

"I like writing my own chemistry jokes... Because the only good ones Argon."

"You know who the real winner is today? The guy who sells ""I voted"" stickers."

"Old Finnish Saying Do you know what's wrong with a Russian ass buzzer? It doesn't fit in your ass and it doesn't buzz."

"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""

"Sluts should be called ""Humpty Dumpty"" because first they get humped then they get dumped."

"How did the hipster drown? By swimming in the main stream."

"If you're a pregnant teenage white girl and you don't name your child Pumpkin Spice Latte you are wasting everyone's time."