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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a man's job."

"Thanksgiving. The day in 1621 when Native Americans shared a meal with undocumented immigrants who never left."

"Be a deer and get shot in the woods for me?"

"Bowser is a job creator and the largest employer in the mushroom kingdom"

"What did the guitarist say to the magician... Pick a chord, any chord."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh^im ^so ^sorry"

"There are two ways of arguing with a woman And neither one works."

"Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus and a recovery room where they have clear print."

"Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!"

"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"