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Joke of the Day
"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."
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"""It's raining men. Hallelujah."" -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians"
"How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!"
"This forest scent air freshener is really working. Three elk have moved into my living room."
"My kid's latest report card looks like someone with a stutter is trying to swear."
"fire the chauffeur! Wife: ""I'm gonna fire our chauffeur!!! He's such a pathetic driver, this is the third time he almost got me killed...."" Husband: ""Dear, lets give him another chance."""
"""I found my charger!!"" - a love story"
"Went into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a haramburger He said you can't have that...it's forbidden"
"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"
"What do you get ...when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"