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Joke of the Day

"Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor."

"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."

"I thought I had an STD once... turned out it was just carpal tunnel."

"""I'd like you to go down to the shop and ask for a matteryogi."" *""But, what's a matteryogi?""* Nothing Boo Boo"

"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."

"The wife and I were lying in bed this morning when she said, ""I think the romance in this relationship is dead."" I wish she wouldn't talk to me while I'm having a wank."

"How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate."

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"

"What kind of chips do you eat in the bath? Shower cream and onion."