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Joke of the Day
"How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate."
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"A Recent Study Found That... ...Christian women tend to become atheists after marriage. I don't find that surprising. After marriage, a woman does lose faith in a man's ability to come a second time."
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"The only Clowns that I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for President..."
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"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"
"The start of a child porno Little girl: Uncle, how are babies made? Uncle: Take your clothes off, I'll show you."