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Joke of the Day

"Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -""I know I was being sarcastic back"" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye"

"Why are crosses not in fashion? They're too God-y"

"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"

"What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in? An elevader."

"What do you call a Jewish vagina? The Labia menorah."

"What did the ISIS shepherd get arrested for? Trafficking sex workers."

"Interviewer: why did you leave your last job? Me: hmm that's a tough one. I guess I'd probably have to say listening is my biggest strength"

"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."

"What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black? A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there."

"How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves? He fell out of the tree."