99955
Joke of the Day
"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
Next Joke
"Guy walks into a DR's office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""Hey Doc an you get this guy off my ass"""
"I was gonna make a pun... But the stress of making them is unbearable."
"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"
"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"
"What do you call a black pilot? A glitch in the matrix"
"What do you call a place monks go for Halloween? A monascary"
"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"
"Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work..."
"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."