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Joke of the Day
"What did the male Dragonborn say to the female dragon? GO - VAH - KYUUM!!!"
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"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."
"Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese? Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario."
"How do you make anti-freeze? Take away her blanket."
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark."
"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"
"[traffic stop] COP: where ya headed? ME: on my way home COP: *shining flashlight in my backseat* ME: look at me when I'm speaking to you"
"Life is like an asshole. Sometimes you don't get what you expect out of it."
"ME: The Wizard told me to choose between a good memory and a big dick GIRL : Wow.. Which did you pick? ME: I can't remember."