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Joke of the Day
"Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe."
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"When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop."
"What does a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both enjoy a tight Seal."
"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"
"God, the Atheists are coming! God: ""Tell them I'm not around!"""
"I've been driving for 20 years And I still haven't seen any fast children at play"
"If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party"
"Friend: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Me: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother."
"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"
"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."