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Joke of the Day

"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"

"A transgender walks up and says.... ...I'm like Hanna Montana, the best of both worlds!"

"I like to go to the movies and politely ask the people in front of me to stop kicking my seat."

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."

"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."

"Him: you look tired today Me: you look like you need a mouth that says better sentences"

"I joined Twitter to have something to do while I waited for the repairman. It's only been 3 years, he should be here any month now."

"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"

"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"