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Joke of the Day
"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"
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"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""
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