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Joke of the Day

"Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green"

"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."

"Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? The cow never made it."

"Why was the black man so tall? ...Because his knee grows."

"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"

"*approaches drive-thru window on a camel* ""Sir, here's your 17 big macs and a large milkshake."" May I please have a straw? *camel collapses*"

"An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks: What's wrong with it? Doesn't start?"

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy."

"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."

"AMA request: Floyd Mayweather I wonder if he'll see this"