206416

Joke of the Day

"You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites and so does she."

"Wanna hear a bondage joke? Sorry I'm all tied up at the moment"

"Checked into a hotel expecting one night stand but there were 2! Mighty pleased."

"Yelling at a dog... Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog just probably thinks, 'Awesome, now we are both barking!'"

"My friend had a bad experience with ice once He told me he was traumiticed"

"Scientist: our large brains are what allows us to survive so successfully 10,000 Year Old Tree: k"

"What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it."

"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"

"You won't be hearing from me for a while. I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables.... I gotta lilo."

"[DJ] A man dug three holes and said.... Well, well, well... Yes [DJ] = Dad Joke warning It's honestly my dad's favorite joke."