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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead."
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"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say: > Hello from the other side..."
"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""
"What's the difference between democracy and feudalism? Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism? A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes."
"Why is modern wheat supperior to old wheat? it's bred and better!"
"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
"Facebook Friend: I woke up at 3:30am so I could sneak in a 8 mile run. Me: I skipped showering so I could sleep an extra 15 minutes."
"How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Check their jeans."
"HTML my life."
"Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9."