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Joke of the Day
"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."
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"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"""You won't like me when I take my estrogen pill."" -Bruce Jenner"
"Wearin' aviators tells the world you're a bad mamma jamma who ain't afraid to shin kick a terrorist or smoke a lawn flamingo if need be."
"I think of immigration like I think of sex. It is more fun if everyone comes."
"Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention."
"2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents."
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
"Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"