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Joke of the Day

"2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents."

"Asians are so bad at driving im starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Are Sinking On A Cruise Ship, Who Survives? America"

"Once, when my grandma stepped out of the bathtub... and my sister commented that the hair on her privates'' was getting rather sparse, Granny retorted that ""grass don't grow on a racetrack""."

"Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."

"Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions."

"Don't lie you would touch all sorts of weird shit with a ten-foot pole."

"""I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled ""Ninja School"", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"""

"You know what would be ironic? If People were made of irons."

"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."