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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"

"LIBERAL PARENTS REFUSE TO GIVE NAUGHTY TEEN COAL: ""fossils fuels cause global warming"" ""billy woke up to solar panels in his stocking"""

"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."

"What is another word for Pokemon? A Rastafarian Proctologist"

"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."

"Why did the pickle stop being a contortionist? It was to cucumbersome."

"What is the difference between a cop and a box of chocolates? Nothing. They'll both kill your dog."

"Sorry, science, but religion promised me a place where I'll get to hang out with Grandma again."

"What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh"