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Joke of the Day
"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."
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"If an idle mind is devil's workshop, what is its kitchen and toilet?"
"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."
"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"
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"A hipster just darted in front of me in traffic. I almost didn't see him because he was so ironic."
"A deer stumbles out of the forest and says ""that's the last time I do that for two bucks."""