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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"
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"In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream."
"I don't always eat breakfast in my underwear but when I do, I get escorted out of Waffle House."
"Europe. Made in Germany."
"Instead of John I call my bathroom Jim, that way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning."
"Q: Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? A: Neither have they!"
"How do you kill a whole Circus at once? Aim for the Juggler..."
"How can you always break even at the casino? Play the change machines."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer"
"Relationships are like fat people... Most don't work out!"