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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake? A dill d'oh"
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"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."
"If I had a pound for every time i misunderstood an expression... I'd way a fucking ton!"
"If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material."
"White Girl What do a white girl and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."
"Who would won in a wrestling match; Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit..."
"All those who believe in telekinesis Raise My hand"
"How come the dog never finished his game? He was stuck on paws. Forgive me reddit senpai"
"Did you know there are only two Lawyer jokes? The rest are all true."
"Confidence A driverless car company announced that they will not sell their product to people who have less than five years' driving experience."