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Joke of the Day
"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."
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"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"
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"Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road when it turned into a field."
"I started a book club. A coloring book club. There's a line to get in. We're never on the same page. Nothing's black & white. We're well red"
"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."
"What do Mountain folk do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"My boss thinks that homosexuality is a disease, so I'm calling in gay tomorrow."