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Joke of the Day
"Whats the worst thing you could say as a doctor? I have over 300 confirmed kills"
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"A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a beer. The bartender says, That'll be $10. You know, we don't get many kangaroos coming in here. The kangaroo says, At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
"I always said I'd never chase after a man, but the older I get, I seriously consider power-walking after one."
"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"
"Life would be so much easier if it had an unfollow button."
"*nudges widow at funeral* are you thinking Arby's"
"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."
"Why can a woman never be a good DJ? They will never listen to Logic or Reason."
"If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party."
"What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack"