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Joke of the Day

"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"

"I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled"

"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."

"Dead babies and rocks What is the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't Fuck a rock"

"I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory."

"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."

"Bloody Mary used to be Virgin Mary."

"At first I wasn't sure about my beard But it's growing on me"

"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"

"Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny. I am not sorry."