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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !"

"If you emphasize the po in police they're probably already after you."

"Take me down to the console city Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty."

"Your ""COEXIST"" sticker inspired me to slip a Madagascar hissing cockroach through your car window at the mall. Peace."

"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."

"What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men? Their ankles!"

"I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns I hope they turnip somewhere"

"I'm not Anti-Social. I'm Pro-Doing Shit on my Phone."

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."

"How do you know if a black woman is pregnant? Stick a banana up her cooter, if it comes out half eaten, you've got a monkey on the way!"