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Joke of the Day
"I seemed to have lost all my vegetable puns I hope they turnip somewhere"
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"I just threw a snowball at a Smart car and its airbags deployed"
"Quiting smoking is easy I've done it hundreds of times."
"There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin."
"1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively"
"So many good trailers; so few good movies."
"Yo mama so fat, she doesn't get stuck in the doorway The doorway gets stuck in her"
"The Packers or the Colts. Take your Pick"
"What is the definition of ""indefinitely""? When your balls slap your girlfriend's ass, you know you're in definitely."
"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."