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Joke of the Day

"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"

"[Hospital] Doctor:""...and so the baby is fine."" Me:""And my wife?"" Doc:""I'm afraid she's critical"" Me:""I know! But how is she?"""

"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."

"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patty O' furniture"

"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's married."

"I was at a cafe when a Frenchman spilled water on himself. It was a pretty l'eau point in his life. (L'eau is French for water)"

"A man and his fat girlfriend are arguing Man: You know what? You can start singing now because it's over!"

"I find gay sex disgusting, with all that penetration and stuff That is why I just ask guys to come on my face"

"What do you call an ion that also raps? Fluoride, duh."