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Joke of the Day

"I was at a cafe when a Frenchman spilled water on himself. It was a pretty l'eau point in his life. (L'eau is French for water)"

"Oxymoron Black people"

"What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"

"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"

"Did you guys hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"Did you hear that Robin got married? Holy Matrimony, Batman!"

"Due to flooding, my kid's school is closed. Pffft. In my day, we swam to school--uphill--both ways."

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"Saw two construction workers laughing today... I know what they were really building, friendship"

"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"