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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by being dyslectic and using the wrong public transportation Whoops, wrong bus."

"In Russia they don't have Netflix, they have Njetflix."

"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"I gave my friend an elephant for his room He said: ""Thank you!"" I said: ""Don't mention it."""

"Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table? They say his technique was cutting-edge"

"Sure I'll send you a shirtless selfie. Just let me work out for 6 months real quick."

"i was one of the palm trees waving around in the background of every 16 bit game in the 90's so yes random guy you do know me from somewhere"

"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."

"how many chefs does it take to change a,light bulb ? one to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen."