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Joke of the Day

"It's 1942, Berlin. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest walks out."

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"Why are girls so odd? they can't even"

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"A British man asked to his friend, ""How many seats are there in the van?"" ""More than the Lib Dems."""

"A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island The Norwegian shoots the other two."

"I'm always delighted when people stick their noses in my business - my company makes paper tissues."

"Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*"

"Got CPR and CCR confused. Ended up playing ""Fortunate Son"" on my boombox while watching a man die."

"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."