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Joke of the Day
"I once had a large gay following. But then I ducked into an alley and lost him."
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"Police arrested two kids yesterday , one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."
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"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"
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"What's the difference between a computer program and global warming? One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!"
"I hold my 440mL Pepsi can in the same way i hold my iPhone 5 With regret"
"I just got asked to work on a ""special project"" which is boss for ""This was assigned to me but you're smarter so here you do it."""
"A Redditor has sex for the first time"