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Joke of the Day

"Bought my girlfriend a dildo and a t-shirt for christmas. That way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go fuck herself."

"Where do stoner cars store their weed? In potholes."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-"

"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period."

"What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? She choked."

"They should really have disposable razors in the women's bathrooms at bars."

"So a special type of animal that can turn into food does not cross something. What a CHICKEN!"

"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."

"I always carry a jar gripper with me in case I'm ever stranded on a deserted island with a jar of salsa. I also always carry a jar of salsa."

"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."