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Joke of the Day

"What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? She choked."

"What is something that is always heard but never seen? A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !"

"The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world."

"Just heard a 15 year old call an autobiography a word selfie *points finger gun at mouth* *pulls trigger*"

"What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine? A snowblower"

"I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights. For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting."

"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."

"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"