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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between 8 dicks and a joke?? Your mom cant take a joke."

"""My uncle is a dead person guy"". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician"

"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."

"There are 60 cities in China with populations over 1 million. SIXTY. All they do is fuck."

"A thief broke into my house, looking for money I got up and did the same thing."

"Actual advice Mallard in a recent interview denounced his internet fame. It was quite a pro duck shun."

"Poop jokes... are the shit."

"How does NASA organize a party? They planet. Sorry."

"I'm not saying four kids is too many, I'm just saying it would be kind of cool if I could melt them all down to form one kid, that's all."

"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"