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Joke of the Day

"Am thinking of watching ""Les Miserables"". Am dying to find out why this dude Les is so sad. If I could just meet this Les guy and cheer him up, he'd be... (wait for it)... less miserable. :P"

"Ha! Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?"

"You can't trust atoms.. ..They make up everything."

"So I saw a black man running with a TV. Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes."

"Did you hear about the African who loved Monday Mornings? He was a Monday morning kinda Gueye."

"I can't get out of bed These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust."

"How is your mom just like a laundromat? For a dollar in quarters she will take my load."

"When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?"

"What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent."

"What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people? Juan vs. Juan"