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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent."
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"What the hell is Laser Hair And why does everybody want it removed."
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"[gets pulled over for speeding] Where's the fire ma'am? *grips lighter* ""I'm not sure yet"""
"I wish I was Jesus so instead of listening to the same Christmas songs every day if the office, I could be dead."
"Allow me to brighten your day :) http://imgur.com/gallery/6QOgr"
"Here's how it is done Daniel Tosh I told a pregnant woman a joke about rape and she still got a kick out of it"
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"Sometimes you just have to roll down your car window and bark at people to see what they do."