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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock... *Who's there?* Dwain. *Dwain who?* Dwain the bathtub I'm dwowning!"
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"Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music? Mount Rushmore."
"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"
"What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach? I won't digest yet."
"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."
"Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution."
"My iPhone keeps auto-correcting ""My iPhone keeps auto-correcting"" to "" You don't have a fucking iPhone, asshole""."
"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do?"
"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"
"You guys have no idea how much pressure there is to be funny, for free, with absolutely no obligation, on the Internet all the damn time."