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Joke of the Day
"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."
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"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"
"What is your preferred type of birth control? ""Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."""
"Had a date planned for tonight but he got electrocuted at work. I'm serious The things men do to avoid hanging out with me is amazing."
"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"The neighbor's daughter is 16 years old. At least, she said she was. How much trouble are you in?"
"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."
"What is the favorite scientific unit of the French? RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )"
"I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights.."
"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"