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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."
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"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("
"We should stop making jokes out of Harambe Those jokes are dead anyways"
"So an electric pole fell on my head today I couldn't believe it cause it was so shocking"
"A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber ""What are you doing?"" he shouts, ""I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"""
"Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says ""dam"""
"Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears? Mountains! ...what? You've never head of mountaineers?"
"My new years resolution for 2012 is to figure out how calendars work"
"[Clinic waiting room] Me: WHEN DO WE DO BUTT STUFF??! Nurse: Sir don't shout that! Me: [whispering to old lady next to me] butt stuff. when?"
"I like the pink cans of mace because looking adorable while preventing rape is very important to me."