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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says ""dam"""

"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."

"What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot"

"What do you call an angry prostitute? Whoremonal."

"There's only one similarity between Donald Trump and Feminists. Redditors hate them both."

"Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior"

"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."

"[wife walking in the door after work] WIFE: I had just had the worst... why are our kids in the dog cage? ME: a hello would be nice."

"What education program did Eric Wright enroll in? ECE"

"If a friend tells you a half-assed joke that's not worthy of an LMAO, give them a LOCO - laughing one cheek off"