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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."

"""Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?"" ""Okay"" *Mom returns with Morgan Freeman* ""I love you mom"""

"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"

"How did the hairdresser escape? John Frieda."

"You can never trust an atom because they make up everything"

"Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye."

"hey Liam Neeson is your ""particular set of skills"" gettin shit stolen from you, like, always ?"

"Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere! source: https://twitter.com/AntiJokes_Kapil"

"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"

"What happened when Hitler got bratwurst juice in his eye? He could Nazi! LMFAO"