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Joke of the Day

"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."

"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're always penetrating your mom"

"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"

"They organized a lookalike competition in China. Everybody won!"

"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."

"Did you see the new clock porno? It's about fucking time."

"WIFE: Let's role-play ME: OK W: U be a teacher *I get up & leave* W: Where u going? M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do?"

"What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree? My dick."

"Two magic beans... Two magic beans are in a court house. One of them wants a restraining order against the other. The reason? He's bean stalking her"