53143

Joke of the Day

"Is it I 'ran' through the campground? Or...I 'run' through the campground? Oh right, I ran, because its past tents."

"The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk."

"Epic Tragedy Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"whats the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? the park bench can hold a family of four"

"Your mother is a head turner By that I mean that the gravitational field of her planetary body is trying to pull my head in orbit"

"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."

"Guy walks into a gym He asks the manager which machine he could use that would attract the most women. The manager points to the ATM. Edit:formatting"

"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"

"[2 toads chillin'] Yo, we should start a rumor that if u lick us you'll get high. ""Whaaaat, that's genius."" We gon' get mad licked, son."

"A vegan, a vaper, and a Pitbull owner walk into a bar... ...I'd tell you what they said but I have no idea because none of them would shut up."